I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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