I want to have your abortion
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This is classic penis vs brain.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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