is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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