This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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