Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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