I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
