i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize