I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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