Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Porn is love you can see.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it glows. i had to have it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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