: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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