Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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