Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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