She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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