I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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