so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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