im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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