I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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