I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
home. puking in laundry basket.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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