What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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