The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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