sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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