You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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