so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My bed smells like the plague
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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