Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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