In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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