kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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