She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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