Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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