Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
