I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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