We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
only if we run a train.
done.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
