No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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