I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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