and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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