quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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