oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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