Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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