physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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