in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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