i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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