i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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