This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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