whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
operation harelip BJ is a go
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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