are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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