and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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