i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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