She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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