haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You work out of a Hotel?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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