Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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