she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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