Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Floor bacon is actually really good
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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