Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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