So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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