You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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