remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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